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A Collection Of English Football Wit
 Football Wit by Aubrey Malone is a collection of football quips and one liners to bring a smile to most football fans. I'm talking about soccer here (proper football!)Here are a few examples: David Beckham: My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven. Franz Beckenbauer: One year I played for 15 months. Bobby Robson: The first 90 minutes of a match are most important. Ron Atkinson: I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat. Barry Venison: The Croatians don't play well without the ball. Des Lynam: Southampton have beaten Brighton 3-1. That's a repeat of last year's result when Southampton won 5-1. Bill Shankley: If Everton were playing in my back garden I'd draw the curtains. And there is much more besides. Football Wit is available from Amazon at a 30% discount.Labels: David Beckham |
