What Does It Cost To Buy Someone As Talentless As Paris Hilton?
Two photo of Paris Hilton showing her in different dresses as she desperately promotes her television show Paris Hilton's British Best Friend. And what a load of codswallop it is!
Was this show really such a success in the USA that they thought we should suffer it too? You cant, it's ... it's dire stuff about silly, talentless girls wanting celebrity status by becoming Paris's best friend for when she's in London. Huh!
The show started last night on ITV2 and one desperado was evicted (wonder how they managed to think of that idea!). I think she was called Jade and she was in floods of tears even before she was evicted - because she missed her mummy - ah! No yuk! Why did she enter the competition if she couldn't be away from home? Daft question, but it's a daft pre-recorded, puerile, processed programme.
As for Paris Hilton, who the hell does she think she is? Well she probably knows as she admitted that in the USA some clubs and events are willing to pay her $250,000 to turn up. When asked what she did for the money she couldn't really say, other than she walked the red carpet, talked to people and danced!
Has the world gone mad? Well we know it has and good luck to Paris. There's hope for us all if an airhead like her can earn massive amounts of money and swan about with a little girl voice believing she's important. Photos: WENN
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posted by Luke Michaels at 15:25