Celebrity News Updates
YouTube sensation Susan Boyle made it into the final of Britain's Got Talent last night by singing Memory from the Cats musical. The dance group Diversity also made the final.
Status Quo, Tom Jones, Franz Ferdinand, Spinal Tap, Dizzee Rascal, Lily Allen, Jarvis Cocker and Madness have all be announced as acts for this year's June Glastonbury Festival.
Publicity hungry Katie Price will be on Friday's Jonathan Ross Show talking about her split with Peter Andre - yawn! Do we really care a toss?
The Mirror reckons that Peter Andre has told them that he wants a quickie divorce from Katie Price. He's supposedly adamant that the marriage is over. Still don't give a toss.
Singer actress Jane Birkin has pledged her support for Aung San Suu Kyi the Myanmar opposition leader - that should have them trembling in their boots. Perhaps she'll sing Je t'aime, moi non plus at them - might just do the trick!
A statement has been released saying that Morrissey is to pull out of tonight;s show in Salisbury: "Event organisers would like to apologise to fans for the disappointment and are working to reschedule the show, so advise ticket holders to hang on to their tickets." This is because 'of illness'.
Dorset, Thomas Hardy and T.E. Lawrence
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