Thursday
Chantelle Houghton And Her Fake Big Brother Marriage
 I wrote a few days ago of how Big Brother is, in the majority, one big fake. At the time I was talking about the Dale Howard and Jennifer Clark supposed relationship.Here's yet another example of how viewers and fans of BB (UK version) are taken for a ride. Remember the Chantelle Houghton and Preston marriage? It was a sham and saying this is Chantelle herself. Chantelle has admitted to Piers Morgan how, 'Preston never wanted to marry me.' During the ceremony, 'He took the pee. I tried to keep a straight face but I thought he was being weird ... We did interviews where we told everyone how happy we were. I lied about being happy.' Chantelle went on to say, "I feel bad for my mum. I'm her only daughter and I wanted her to be proud of me." Big Brother contestants are manipulated, often it must be said willingly, for their fifteen minutes of fame and promises of cash. As for Chantelle she's changed into an inferior version of Kate Price: all boobs and orange tan. One day she'll realise that the illusion of being a celebrity isn't always all it's cracked up to be. See also: Chantelle Houghton Morphing Into An Orange Kate Ad: BoobTubeForFree. Free explicit videos for broadminded adults. Strictly over 18's only. Labels: Big Brother, Chantelle and Preston, Chantelle Houghton, Dale Howard, Jennifer Clark, Kate price, Piers Morgan, Preston |
Celebrity Quick Snippits
 Charley Uchea & Big BrotherAbout Big Brother we wrote yesterday, "Was there a bit of a fiddle going on, by the programme makers, so that Charley Uchea wasn't nominated? They no doubt want to keep her in the house for a little longer, it would be dull without her." Today the Daily Star catches up with our news! On their front page they have a banner declaring: 'BB Fix It For Charley To Stay In House' Nice to know we got the story first! Michael Parkinson Leaves Talk Show Chat show host Michael Parkinson is now stepping down as UK chat show king. He's reached the age of 72 and has decided to take time out to write his memoirs. What a book that should be. Michael has interviewed all of the biggest names over the last 30 years. Just a few include: John Lennon, George Best, Orson Welles, Miss Piggy, Muhammad Ali, Princess Anne, Woody Allen, The Beckhams, Meg Ryan, Tom Cruise, Tony Blair and so and so on.  The Spice Girls Are Back!As we have previously said the Spice Girls are getting back together - don't groan! They have announced today that they will be doing a world tour. At the time, mid 90's, they were one of the biggest groups around. They were right, with their Girl Power, for that particular era - see photo on left. There are now worries, however, about their vocal ability (wasn't there always?) and computers have been brought in to assist the girls. They will be able to 'sing' live but the computer can automatically adjust any flat or bum notes. Should be a busy computer but at least they won't have to mime on stage. Their spoksman would only say, "They all have great singing voices." Suppose he would have to say that! Chantelle & Preston Split  Chantelle Houghton and Preston (real name Samuel Preston), from UK Big Brother 7, are going to split up after only ten months of marriage. Chantelle was originally a Paris Hilton lookalike but she doesn't have the art of keeping in the limelight. Perhaps she should try a stretch in jail! As the fame of Chantelle and Preston has dwindled so has their love - ahhhh! At least they made a couple of million on the way up.Labels: Big Brother, Chantelle and Preston, Chantelle Houghton, Charley Uchea, Michael Parkinson, Preston, Samuel Preston, Spice Girls |