Friday
Gemma Garrett Flops Despite Her Cleavage Show
 The delusional and publicity seeking Gemma Garrett, Miss Great Britain, slumped to an embarrassingly low number of votes at the Crewe by-election. She came rock bottom out of 10 candidates with only o.27 of the votes.And to think that on Thursday she said, "I have been taking lots of votes away from Labour and if they don't get in a lot of fingers are going to point at me." Ha ha ha!  Mind you the Daily Star is also pretty stupid as well. They wrote about how, 'Gemma has sent voters into a frenzy with her Beauties For Britain Party. She is winning huge support on her final day of campaigning to become Britain's hottest MP (Member of Parliament).Of course neither Gemma Garrett or the Daily Star are really stupid as they generated publicity for each other - and that seems to often be the whole reason for the 'celebrity game'. Here are the full results of the Crewe and Nantwich by-election: Edward Timpson (Con) 20,539 (49.49%,) Tamsin Dunwoody (Lab) 12,679 (30.55%) Elizabeth Shenton (Lib Dem) 6,040 (14.55%) Mike Nattrass (UKIP) 922 (2.22%) Robert Smith (Green) 359 (0.87%) David Roberts (Eng Dem) 275 (0.66%) The Flying Brick (Monster Raving Loony) 236 (0.57%) Mark Walklate (Ind) 217 (0.52%) Paul Thorogood (Cut Tax on Diesel and Petrol) 118 (0.28%) Gemma Garrett (Ind) 113 (0.27%) More information about Gemma Garrett: Gemma Garrett, Miss Great Britain, The Politician Labels: Gemma Garrett |
