Friday
Cleavage Swings It For Gemma Garrett
 Well now, there's a thing. Gemma Garrett, would be politician, didn't come last in her attempt to become a Member of Parliament. She didn't win either, of course.In her last go at becoming an MP she was bottom of the field but yesterday, in the farcial Haltemprice and Howden by-election, she was fifth out of 27 runners. A success you might think for our Miss Great Britain. After all she did beat influential candidates such as Mad Cow-Girl, David Bishop of the Elvis Party and the very odd David Icke who seems to believe that some sort of reptiles rule the world. This was a by-election that shouldn't have happened and as for the 'winner' David Davis .... best not said. But at least we got to see Gemma Garrett's cleavage and 521 people were suitably impressed. Haltemprice and Howden By-Election Result: David Davis (Conservative): 17,113 (71.57%, +24.11%) Shan Oakes (Green): 1,758 (7.35%) Joanne Robinson (Eng Dem): 1,714 (7.17%) Tess Culnane (NF): 544 (2.28%) Gemma Garrett (Miss GB Party): 521 (2.18%) Jill Saward (Independent): 492 (2.06%) Mad Cow-Girl (Loony) 412 (1.72%) Walter Sweeney (Independent) 238 (1.00%) John Nicholson (Independent) 162 (0.68%) David Craig (Independent) 135 (0.56%) David Pinder (New Party) 135 (0.56%) David Icke (ND) 110 (0.46%) Hamish Howitt (Freedom) 91 (0.38%) Christopher Talbot (SEP) 84 (0.35%) Grace Astley (Independent) 77 (0.32%) George Hargreaves (Ch P) 76 (0.32%) David Bishop (Elvis) 44 (0.18%) John Upex (Independent) 38 (0.16%) Greg Wood (Independent) 32 (0.13%) Eamonn Fitzpatrick (Independent) 31 (0.13%) Ronnie Carroll (History) 29 (0.12%) Thomas Darwood (Independent) 25 (0.10%) Christopher Foren (Independent) 23 (0.10%) Herbert Crossman (Independent) 11 (0.05%) Tony Farnon (Independent) 8 (0.03%) Norman Scarth (Independent) 8 (0.03%) Labels: Gemma Garrett, Gemma Garrett photos, Miss Great Britain |
